1. women smile appreciatively when cuming on their face
2. women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men
3. women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob
4. woman always orgasm when men do
5. a common sexual practice is to take his half-errect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt
6. a blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket
7. all women are noisy cummers
8. people in the 70’s couldn’t cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background
9. those tits are real
10. men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum
11. double penetration makes woman smile
12. asian men don’t exist
13. nurses suck patients cocks
14. men always pull out
15. when a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”
16. assholes are clean

30 ml Öl
2 Zwiebeln, gehackt
3 Knoblauchzehen, zerdrückt
500 g Rinderhack
1 gr. Dose Tomaten, mit Flüssigkeit, aber etwas zerdrückt
200 ml Kaffee
2 kl. Dosen Tomatenmark
200 ml Brühe
50 g Zucker
3 EL Chilipulver
1 TL gem. Kreuzkümmel
1 TL Kakao (wenns geht kakao kein nesquik oder so)
1/2 TL getr. Oregano
1/2 TL Koriander
Salz und Pfeffer
3 Dosen Kidneybohnen, abgegossen
3 kl. frische Chilischoten, entkernt und fein gewürfelt (oder weniger)

geheimtip: 250 ml Bier